Everything you think you know about Zombies, forget it. There’s no virus that is spread by the bite of a Zombie. There’s no “hunger” for brains, nor any other body parts or organs. Zombies are just re-animated dead people. They have no higher functions, and no souls. They don’t even know they are dead. Or alive for that matter. A Zombie is good only for one thing: to follow orders. Zombies are dead people who are raised from the dead by a Necromancer. There’s no mysterious virus created in a lab somewhere. We don’t become zombies because we were bitten by one. Nor do we become Zombies because we drank sour milk. The only way a zombie is created is by being raised by a Necromancer.
The only part that may be true is how you kill a zombie. Sure enough, if you shoot the zombie in the head, or decapitate it, it will die. Nothing short of that will do much to stop a zombie from accomplishing (or trying to accomplish) it’s goal. Sure, if you cut off its limbs and leave it, it might have a hard time doing what it was sent to. However, it will continue to try. Just go with the basics. Aim for the head, then demolish it.
If you want to know the nitty-gritty, zombies are just reanimated corpses. Usually, they are raised by a necromancer for many purposes. They could be fodder for attacking enemies of the Necromancer. Or perhaps they are just raised to get information from them while they were alive. This method of retrieving information has a 20% chance of actually working. It really depends on the many factors, such as how long they’ve been in the ground, etc, etc. A lot of Psychics will tell you that their method is much more accurate and reliable. Could be.
Have no fear of the Zombie apocalypse. Well, normally we wouldn’t, unless a necromancer decides to take over the world. Although I have to admit, I wouldn’t know of any Necromancer with the power to raise enough dead. If we lived in a world where zombies could be created simply from a bite, then we’d be in trouble. Honestly, would we be able to get rid of such a problem? We’d have to nuke everything. Then where would we be if not living on some remote island in the middle of nowhere? I mean come on.
So everything you think you know about Zombies, forget it. Because it’s all wrong.
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